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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:34
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Then came..
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you think Keir Starmer is the "party of hope" in the UK?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
‘Smash’ abruptly announces final show after Tony Awards drama in Broadway shocker - New York Post
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Michaels acquires Joann’s intellectual property, private label brands - WSB-TV